Welcome to the Megabyte Buffet! I'm Hilary, your steward. I hope you've got the right change: we've had a run of customers with only twenty pound notes recently. Anyway, what can I get you, sir/madam?

Have a look at our beverages menu:

Tea or coffee?

Fairly traded, of course.

A can of something?

Well, if you must drink that vile stuff...

Breakfast menu:

Cereal?

Toast?

Savouries:

A sandwich?

Have a look at this list of fillings on offer.

Pizza?

Design your own pizza, with ingredients from cheese to computer chips.

A nice hot meal, perhaps?

I'm afraid you'll have to cook it up yourself, our stove's on the blink. Here are some recipes for you to work from.

Sweets:

Cake?

Try one of these Welsh recipes.

Or how about some ice cream?

(This is one of the few railway buffet cars I know, outside Australia, which serve ice cream.)

Have you got everything you need? Then have a pleasant walk back to your seat. Why not take a free copy of the Chuffington & Oval News with you? Not at all, sir/madam. It was a pleasure to serve you.